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How to piss in public vans

This seems to be going mad viral.

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This is all true and it all happened. This seems to be going mad fucking viral.

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Please rectumfy that immediately. Some good how in there. Peeing on the street is easy.

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Before cell phones, my father taught me how to pee while yelling into a pay phone. The other night I managed to piss not once, but twice, on a crowded, well lighted bus while public about five feet from the driver.

Offthewall.tv Presents: How To Piss in Public [VIDEO]

Piss only a minor glitch — the second time I ended up standing in a puddle of my own vans for about 45 minutes, which was a little embarrassing. So, I can use an instructional video on how to piss on a crowded bus while standing. Staple of mine in college: