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Tits on the table

During a meeting in a luxurious, albeit beige conference room, I sat at an impressive rosewood table.

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Tits from me were three deadpan men in suits. You know, super suitlian suits. They said things like, "All hands on deck," "Hit the ground running. Like most things in my family, large breasts skip a generation.

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In fourth grade I somersaulted into an A cup. In seventh, I dismounted from table balance beam into a C cup, and then catapulted into a DDD by my senior year.

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Did you know that girls with large breasts are sluts? My vagina was rumored to have received over 70 penises. We were proud gold medalists in faux-slutnastics.